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Monday, June 6th, 2011
8:37 pm
I see master blaster is running meth again
He should buy a faster bike but I guess that one will be easier to maintain since he seems to have an issue with that...
Monday, May 23rd, 2011
8:48 pm
There is something very VERY wrong when I have to play the nice guy in motorcycles and others are playing the part of the jerkwad.
Saturday, April 30th, 2011
9:16 am
I am a apammer. Buy my spam junk. SPAM SPAM SPAM!

To make matters even worse I am going to post all my spam junk in Russian and 95-plus percent of all the people who read this motorcycle community don't even speak Russian. Since Russian uses the Cyrillic alphabet it might as well be Chinese character writing as not a single word can even be sounded out so the English-speaking readers can't even recognize a brand name or be able to suss out even the slightest bit of meaning out of the SPAMOLA garbage post.

Spam spam spam. LJ is full of Russian Spam-bots!

Cudos to the mods for deleting the spam garbage quickly although those of us with email notification of new posts still see it and wonder what the heck it is they are reading
Monday, March 28th, 2011
12:38 pm
Where in the hell are all these know-it-all n000bs coming from?
Do I have to get out the yaw-yaw-poly stick and start calibrating motorcycles again?

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011
11:45 am
Look at this Picture!

Isn't that cool?

I will post more soon.

Current Mood: accomplished
Wednesday, September 15th, 2010
6:17 pm

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010
8:20 am
Seeking Snarkasm


Don't forget to tip your waitress ;)
Friday, March 12th, 2010
1:19 pm
Would this be a good beginner's bike?

I had some experience riding an electric scooter around a parking lot when I was a kid...
Thursday, September 17th, 2009
4:57 pm
Everyone loves licking my toes?

Awww, what a sweet thing to say! I'm all wibbly now!

And I'm posting here instead of replying with "Do you even ride a motorcycle?"

*deep breath*

See how that works? Great. Let's move on. :-P
Friday, September 11th, 2009
3:55 pm
A Brief Musical Interlude
Harvey Danger - The Same As Being in Love

When you base
Your whole identity
On reaction against somebody
It’s the same as being in

I tend to forget when I drink.
I’m doing it again I think
A hand to hold, an ego to flatter,
'Cause you were the wineskin, I was the bladder.

Time passes, events fall away
(I don’t think they’ll hurry).
Hurry up, I’m blacking out,
High on the vapor
'Cause I was the typo,
You were the liquid paper.

Talk it over, talk it, overtalk it.
The answer’s still the same:
It’s discontent, humiliation
'Cause you were the theme and I was the variation.
Try to take a less dramatic course of action;
This attraction, introspection
is breaking my heart again,
breaking my heart again.
Saturday, September 5th, 2009
6:11 am
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009
1:53 pm
so... many... n0000bs... *runs and hides*
Monday, July 13th, 2009
10:00 am
Enthusiasm's great, but
Thursday, June 4th, 2009
9:12 am
I have that effect on people
It's a gift I guess. I tend to be at the center of some of the motorcycles community's great flounces:
  • On 11-23-2006 conandammit can't take the heat and flounces with great fanfare. Great fun is had by all.
  • On 2-04-09 everyone's favorite whiny person (and Honda-riding Harley wanna-be dirtbag) romperwhiney flounces like there is no tomorrow, and mercifully never returns to the com. What have we been doing for the past 4 months without her thrice-daily pointless community posts, temper tantrums, and general assininatude??? I guess we are surviving.
  • Sometime between these two major flounces was one by pi3832 which I don't seem to have the link for any more. Perhaps he merely deleted it. But yesterday he made the world's lamest flounce over at bike_shop due to his mere awakening to the year-long fact that I watch and sometime will comment in that com. I guess the internet (and LJ moto coms) are not big enough for the two of us!
"God but you take the fun out of everything. Yet another LJ Group struck from my list."

Apparently! :-D

Oh, and there is that lsd who is in love with me and can't seem to contribute anything to LJ other than to ride on my coat-tails and echo my every word -serious or not ;)

I love all my adoring fans, even though I'm not really reading anything you post. If I can get your blood pressure up then I'm doing my part for the medical community. I'll give a crisp $20 bill to anyone who can be the first soul to forward me a clipping of Steiner's obituary from the embolism he surely is working towards.

Be a dear and post that picture you took of me with the bad teeth. That's so sweet :-D

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If I were rich I'd be able to afford the gas to ride 10 hours a day. But poking people on the internet is pretty much free ;)

Oh, BTW -Harley's suck ;) yaw-yaw-yaw!

poke - poke - poke...
Friday, May 8th, 2009
3:20 am
Safety rules are for thee, not me!
Heeheehee, this is adorable:

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS Watch your six at a stoplight. ALWAYS!

Then, only one comment later, a scant 17 minutes after that first comment, the same commenter writes, in response to a suggestion "always" to do something he doesn't:

Use your head I guess for people who are unable to think for themselves, perhaps the "always do X" 3x5 card mentality might be best in this case.

Aren't safety nazis cute? Hard and fast rules are for them to give, not take.

Bonus points for the crappy quality of his throwout bearings later in that thread. If I were shopping for a bike, I'd take note and avoid his bike like the plague.
Thursday, February 19th, 2009
10:50 am
Snarky photoshop thread
There have been some pretty funny photoshop creations over the years over at motorcycles -not the least of which is the very icon I'm using here which was made lovingly for me by another member and I so carefully iconized to capture the essence of it without altering it too much when shrank to 100x100 size.

There are tons of them out there and I'll start with one I made today.

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Come on, post like you've got a pair. There aren't any thin-skinned babies in here (at least I don't think so or they are in the wrong place).

If you need to, make up a new one!
Thursday, February 5th, 2009
3:29 pm
It's Obviously Still Winter
I should start a dino-vs-synthetic discussion over in motorcycles.

Does anyone still read this?

If so: WHAT THE FUCK. That is all.
Saturday, July 26th, 2008
4:04 am
Saturday, January 5th, 2008
4:17 pm
Monday, August 6th, 2007
5:40 pm
Alpha males
Remember, no one should ever endanger your passenger, except you.
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